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 Everyday Normal Guy 2
He's back... And he's mildly upset. www.jonlajoie.com
Date: 2008-02-02 14:08:18 - Added by: godfather
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Everyday Normal Guy
A rap song by comedian Jon Lajoie. For the free MP3 visit www.jonlajoie.com
Date: 2008-02-02 14:07:51 - Added by: godfather
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Internet Dream Original Song by Tay Zonday
FREE MP3! Right-click and SAVE!* http://www.tayzonday.com/Tay_Zonday_Internet_Dream.mp3 *All rights reserved. LYRICS: Internet Dream "Man this internet's something else" [Verse] Cuttin' it close Let the dishes turn green Everyone chasin' their Internet dream Some like it hot In a triple X funk Winnin' the auction Turnin' money to junk Cappin' the flag In a virtual dash Skippin' your wedding To play in a match [Chorus] Shut all the blinds You mighta been seen Sittin' alone With your internet dream Winning the race For your digital fix Living your life With a clickity-click (Repeat) "So every day I swear I'm gonna go to bed at like eleven. And all of a sudden its 4AM . . . And I was just watching Youtube and reading Wikipedia for five hours. It's like MAN . . . you ask me the next day. I can't even remember what I was doin. Crazy." [Verse ] [Chorus] "I was talkin to my mom the other day And she's like 'Oh, My computer's been acting up again!' So I'm thinkin she got a virus or something . . . And I'm like 'ok what's wrong?' And she's like 'You know that bar that you type the website in! It disappeared! I can never remember how to get it back!' I'm like 'ok Mom. We did this last week.' I love my Mom and Dad. " [Chorus X 2]
Date: 2008-02-02 14:06:39 - Added by: godfather
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Swing Low Sweet Chariot Amazing Grace Medley by Tay Zonday
FREE MP3! Right-click and SAVE!* http://www.tayzonday.com/Tay_Zonday_Swing_Low_Sweet_Chariot_Amazing_Grace_Medley.mp3 Pentatonic fun with a Brady Bunch wall of me. The lyrics are standard. *This MP3 is subject to a Creative Commons License. Creative Commons License Details: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/us/
Date: 2008-02-02 14:04:16 - Added by: godfather
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Too Big For You Original Song by Tay Zonday
Download the FREE MP3! Right click and save! http://www.tayzonday.com/Tay_Zonday_Too_Big_For_You.mp3 I thought I'd do a more R&B-ish song. I think the style suits me, though it would be nice to have some female backups. Creative Commons Attribution Non-commercial Share Alike (by-nc-sa License: "This license lets others remix, tweak, and build upon your work non-commercially, as long as they credit you and license their new creations under the identical terms. Others can download and redistribute your work just like the by-nc-nd license, but they can also translate, make remixes, and produce new stories based on your work. All new work based on yours will carry the same license, so any derivatives will also be non-commercial in nature." See details: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ LYRICS: "Too Big For You" I put up with your late nights out Sayin you gotta leave me by myself Then you tried to dis my shoes You had to lose These shoes are too big for you. I'll walk down the wall of China Rest my feet in Timbuctu Sleep atop the sands of Siam That's where I am And I ain't taking you Make some gumbo in Colombo Drink some tea in Tripoli Kiss you from the mid Pacific It's terrific And I ain't lookin back Have a ball in Senegal Join a show in Tokyo Watch the stars on cliffs of Keny I can't defend ya You had your chance uh huh (Chorus) In these shoes I'm going to Cairo In these shoes I'm going to New York In these shoes your love I refuse Cause Baby these shoes They're too big for you (Repeat) Go to Oman, build a snowman Coco trees in Helsinki Find a ski in sweet Hawaii Where I'm dreaming These shoes are taking me Bringing justice to Chicago Saving children in Moscow I'll do good don't ask me how But baby now I best be leaving you Aliens will come and greet me Take me to their galaxy Name a street between the starlight The rest of your life You'll look up at me (Chorus)
Date: 2008-02-02 14:02:12 - Added by: godfather
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Cherry Chocolate Rain Original Song by Tay Zonday
Dr Pepper decided to make me a music video to celebrate their new Cherry Chocolate beverage! It was a fantastic shoot and I met lots of talented people! Featuring Mista Johnson http://www.mistajohnson.com Produced by True Entertainment http://www.trueentertainment.net Executive Producer, Shari Solomon Cedar http://www.trueentertainment.net Director, Jeff Tomsic http://www.jefftomsic.com Song Produced By E. Dan for ID Labs Productions http://www.idlabsmusic.com For information on Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper go to http://www.drpepper.com Download MP3: http://www.tayzonday.com/Tay_Zonday_FEAT_Mista_Johnson_Cherry_Chocolate_Rain.mp3 Lyrics: Allow me to introduce myself My name is Tay It's T-A-Y, T-A-Y to the Z This is the web and it's gonna murder your TV It was Chocolate Rain Wrote a song about that history Chocolate Rain Now I'm paid a hefty hefty fee Chocolate Rain Listen to the funky rhymes I weave Chocolate Rain I move away from the mic to breathe He moves his mouth away from the mic so he can breathe [Repeat] I wanna tell you about a love that took me by force She took my heart like a wild read horse. I call her Cherry Chocolate Rain I open the door and see you standing there Cherry Chocolate Rain Pull me in with that delicious stare Cherry Chocolate Rain I need you right now don't you want to stay Cherry Chocolate Rain Your beauty burns me like a solar ray Mista Johnson with Tay Zonday Most downloaded video clips Most exclusive video chicks Makin big videos With big city pros Got mad pad willy flows That get many dough oh Make it pop cherry Whoa, tick tock to the clock little Berry flows Ridiculous, Mista Johnson and Tay Zonday sick with this Cherry Chocolate Rain Release my love and unlock the chains Cherry Chocolate Rain Your energy is coarsing through my veins Cherry Chocolate Rain Ohio's agricultuer's based on grains Cherry Chocolate Rain My love will just never be the same Dark sweet unexpected Taste the secret you're infected Cure my body's deepest pains Brought the thunder, made it rain Oh, my Cherry Chocolate Rain. I love you. This internet thing is wild.
Date: 2008-02-02 13:56:06 - Added by: godfather
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Traphik- Chocolate Rain (remix)
haha now you know i had to do one, too! BUY MY CD AT WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TRAPHIK LYRICS I move away from the mic to breathe in again Let my brain connect it from my tongue to the pen It's the chocolate rain that got me all mixed up in the head The chocolate rain that got me shakin wakin up in my bed I never left the devil but he stays on my back So I spill out all my fears out when im lacin a track So when you playin it back, you should play it reversed Cuz what im sayin aint no game and its remaining a curse You could remain in a hurse, or take my hand to the land Of milk n honey makin money cuz im takin a stand So if u shakin my hand then you shakin the spot The new additions what you missin and im makin it hot It's the chocolate rain gotchu wantin the fame Now you rock a chain talking bout you poppin them things Stay dropping the names man, Stop wit the games, Better watch it for you end up just like pac in the game Now it's epic as I step into a world full of hate I'm just speakin what im thinking in this global debate Nobody listen they just pissin on the side of the street tryin not run away though he provided the beat I hope I die in my sleep cuz I can't take the pain that be drippin as im slippin in this chocolate rain it's like I'm stopping a train spill my brains on a track every mistake I ever make I still be playin it back no regrets, cuz I learn and keep it pushin and movin I got the fire and so im burnin and I keep on pursuin But yet and still we get the pills and try to forget People getting killed in burnin buildings this is the threat It's the chocolate rain, that be floodin the streets when you wake up in a cold sweat wit blood in the sheets might be a thug in the streets, but you aint taklin the same somebody call the police now they chalkin ya frame the melancholy mundane of the chocolate rain gotchu climbin up the waterspout and fallin again even a ball and chain wouldn't be slowin me down I keep it street like concrete, the beat holdin me down Swim in juice and jin and im hopin I don't drown Ascendin from the heavins just watch as I float down Y'all livin with no sound I'm bangin the door down keep my heart up in the steet, so you hearin the floor pound infinite and beyond, ya sendin me I'll be gone sellin souls for a livin just like Al B on married with children, ya bury ya children before you even know the chocolate rain is what killed em and now don't ya feel dumb, a baby and real young wanna play ya own cards when it's the devil that deals em so don't run and don't hide, cuz theres nothing to gain don't let it wetchu it'll getchu its that chocholate rain
Date: 2008-02-02 13:54:59 - Added by: godfather
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Fox News Porn on Countdown
http://foxnewsporn.com/banned.php Keith Olbermann on DIGG banning foxnewsporn.com ... our mock porn site made from nothing but FOX News footage.
Date: 2008-02-02 12:49:47 - Added by: godfather
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Porn Star Mary Carey tells Cavuto about Keith Olbermann Call
Porn Star Mary Carey tells Neil Cavuto on Fox News about Keith Olbermann calling her for a date (she turned him down). Olbermann Watchers will recall she told FREE-FM's Radiochick that Keith left her a long, rambling message asking her out. Olbermann, through his publicist, later denied making the call.
Date: 2008-02-02 12:48:25 - Added by: godfather
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Mary Carey for Governor
This ad ran once the night before the recall election for governor of California on October 7, 2003. Anyone paying $3500 could put themselves on the ballot. Mary "Carey" Cook was one of 135 candidates including Gary Coleman, Gallagher, and Larry Flint. She came in 10th with 11,179 votes.
Date: 2008-02-02 12:47:38 - Added by: godfather
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